Marco Pierre White has been on what can only be described as the world's biggest bender since being evicted from the Big Brother house – we know because he's essentially been live tweeting the whole thing.
He uploaded a pic of what looks like (an awful lot of) a suspicious white substance, captioning it "it's only a problem if you can't afford it". He also posted a video of him downing a bottle of vodka, but spent basically the entire clip looking really sad and vomming into a green bucket (we would've done the same). He peppered all this alarming media with tweets like: "Shades cover my eyes cause I be higher than most."
We already had a slight inkling that he was partial to a party – he revealed in the house that he once spent £250,000 on what sounds like THE. MADDEST. HOLIDAY. EVER. ("prostitutes, cocaine and alcohol"), so his current bender is really no surprise.
But it's looking like his wild lifestyle is finally catching up with him, and he posted a pretty heartbreaking tweet reading: "I don't even know myself anymore".
Many of his followers urged him to get help, with one tweeting "someone telling you to get help is telling you for your own good, not theirs. You have an amazing future ahead. Pls don't lose it."
His tweet comes after his former housemate Emma Jensen denied any naughty business happened between them when they allegedly spent 20 hours together. It was reported by The Mirror that Emma was dumped by her boyfriend Josh Watson following her disappearance with Marco.
But Emma claims there was no sex, and they were just "partying together".
Speaking to Rylan Clark-Neal on Big Brother's Bit on the Side, she said: "Literally nothing is going on between me and Marco. We’re nothing but friends.
"I went out and we were just partying. I think I made it quite clear about my feelings for my boyfriend in the house."
As soon as she'd finished speaking, fellow guest and former Celebrity Big Brother housemate Franckie Cocozza (remember Frankie Cocozza?!?!), shouted "bullshit".
Maybe it's time everyone just stopped partying and had a nap?