Ever since he was evicted from Big Brother after about two minutes last year, Marco Pierre White Jr has been exhibiting some extremely naughty behaviour.
In a nutshell – he Snapchatted copious amounts of suspicious white substances, tweeted a video of himself downing a bottle of vodka then sadly vomming in a bucket, FILMED HIMSELF HAVING ACTUAL SEX ON SNAPCHAT, went to rehab, then left again to play Pokemon Go.
Now he's taking his naughty tendencies and transforming them into a career – as he's launching some sort of sex bondage line.
He told the Daily Star Online: "I'm launching some sex toys – It's going to be all sorts.
"Whips costing £300-£400 each. Each whip is going to be engraved with parts of my tattoos."
That is one expensive whip.
And speaking about his nawty sex antics with Laura Carter in the Big Brother house, he said: "I don't normally like having a belt around my neck. It was a one off."
"Normally I put the belt around a girl's neck [in the bedroom].
Bloody hell, Marco.
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