There are so many things that Marco Pierre White Junior's most recent snapchat could be.
Captioning it 'Baby 5 days nobs sleep', we presume he is referring to having very little sleep over the last working week. Unless 'nobs' isn't a typo and he's referring to his... well. We're fairly sure it's a typo. Either way, Marco snapchatted a load of white powder being cut with a credit/debit card and, look, can you all stop jumping to conclusions? It could be anything.
For example:
Flour
Marco - being the son of a famous chef- has decided to break boundaries and begin making very small flans for mice, therefore needing to separate out different amounts of flour too small to be detectable on normal kitchen scales. All he had to hand was a card, so we really should be praising the young Big Brother star's resourcefulness.
Dry shampoo
He's got long hair and probably goes through a LOT of dry shampoo, so imagine his pain when a bottle of the dry stuff exploded all over the shiny, smooth surface of his table! Who knew Batiste looks so much like class A drugs? Other brands of dry shampoo are available. Other classes of illegal drugs are also available, we hear. What? We're just speculating.
**Snow **
It's a bit early to be visiting a grotto/thinking about creating a realistic nativity scene, but really heartening to see Marco giving it a go. In June.
Dandruff
Oh mate, that's gross. But 100% above board, and no wonder he's been up for five days! So would we, if there was this much flaky skin flying off our heads! Marco, get some moisturising hair masks immediately.
**A suspicious white powder **
Well. It COULD be what you're thinking, we GUESS. If you sort of squint, close one eye and turn your head to the side, then fully open both eyes and use them to look at the picture.
On the plus side, in a recent interview on This Morning, Marco said his father was proud of him: "He is a bit upset about some of the things I mentioned on the show… But he is proud of me."
When questioned further, it turned out Marco senior was less "proud" and more "probably a bit sad". When referring to his drugs and partying, Marco added: "He was aware. But he chooses to ignore it.”
Fans on Instagram have been commenting and expressing concern after the admission of what could, maybe, possibly, perhaps, be a five day bender: "this guy clearly is not in any fit state of mind and really really does not look happy' said one. Another added: "I am not a hater of this kid ...he clearly needs help!!"
Can't wait to see how those tiny little mice flans turn out, eh Marco? Maybe open a tiny bakery? OK we'll stop now.