We’d be pretty chuffed if our other half, or, er, anyone compared us to one of those slinky, booby Victoria’s Secret angels.
That that hasn’t happened yet for obvious reasons. SIGH.
It happens all the darn time in the Wright-Keegan household, however.
Look at this downright LOVELY tweet that Mark sent to Michelle, after she did a little Victoria’s Secrets-themed whinge.
How lovely. Obviously, we’re also quite deeply scandalised that Michelle wasn’t laughed out of town for her very obvious successful attempt at fishing for compliments, but, hey, she looks like that, and she’s marrying Mark, so she can do whatever she wants.
Ah, these two. Always there when you’re feeling extra fabulous about being single. We jest, they’re sweet.
Now hurry up and get married, guys. We can see Mark’s Twitter timeline already. The gorgeous bride. The "sweet as a nut" suits. The bants from all the Essex mates on the day. It’s going to be a beautiful and very hash tagged day.