Mark Wright, possessor of one of the best smiles in the entertainment industry, has posted a couple of very racy snaps to his Instagram account.
Are you ready for this?
Here. We. Go.
Flaming Nora, someone's been hitting the weights. Hard.
And if your eyes are not painted on they will have been drawn down, down, down in the photo to Mark's crotch area.
And what's this we see? Or rather, do we not see?
That's right: PUBES.
Mark's as smooth as a Ken doll.
Do you think he does his bum crack too?
SIDE POINT: Marnie in this week's Geordie Shore refused to have sex with Aaron Chalmers because she hadn't shaved her foof.
To be absolutely clear to all men and women: you do NOT need to get rid of your pubic hair, you know. It's kind of there to protect your delicate bits and also separates us from the children.
Anyway. Look at this other picture of naked Mark Wright:
You know what's between his legs? That's right. The Wright peen! (not pictured).
So far as we're aware.