There are few things in life that give us greater pleasure than a celeb fight. So long as it's a war of words mind, fisticuffs are never cool.
So HOORAY for *Geordie Shore'*s Aaron Chalmers and Marnie Simpson who are, at the time of writing, involved in an epic Twitter spat about cheating.
Marnie said in an interview that Aaron had trust issues, and the inked one has taken offence at that, saying: "Serious trust issues! I'm not surprised when we were together until the day she went in CBB then she got with Lewis."
Marnie has hit back at her former lover, saying: "One minute you say we were never together. The next you say we were. Sort it out."
She's also tweeted evidence in which Aaron does, quite clearly, state that he and Marns were never together.
Aaron has subsequently deleted the 'we were never together' tweets.
Marnie is ON TWITTER FIRE of late. She's also taken on Scotty T who said that she wouldn't stay faithful to Lewis Bloor when she got back in the Geordie Shore house.
"At least I went in Big Brother single, unlike Scott. Bit rich," Marnie tweeted, appearing to imply that Scotty T was with his then-girlfriend Francesca Toole when he got it on with Megan McKenna.
Francesca then tweeted a (now deleted) message of Marnie's, and said: "Anything you read about me and Scott more often than not isn't the 411 so you should think twice, odds are it's not close to the truth."
"I'm sorry, who are you again? Blocked," Marnie replied.
Phew. And that's not all. Marns has also BURNED her former flame Ricky Rayment after he gave a not-very-flattering interview about her.
We would NOT want to be on the wrong side of Marns RN.
In other Geordie Shore news: Gaz and Chantelle have outed Chloe Ferry for doing the sex with Kyle Christie, Holly Hagan's ex. Chloe – how could you?
She says she didn't mind.