Marnie Simpson’s boobs apparently know when Lewis Bloor is nearby

And more excellent tweets by our fave Geordie Shore lass

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by Stevie Martin |
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Marnie Simpson, like most of the cast of Geordie Shore, is pretty much an insane quotes machine. Ask them anything, they'll come up with something you absolutely did not expect.

So is it surprising that, when complimented on her boobs on Twitter, Marnie claimed that they get bigger when she's happy? She also added that they know when her boyfriend Lewis Bloor is nearby, which we can't get our heads around. Do they point at him like memory putty? Do they start beeping? Are they alive?

We asked a doctor whether breasts could sense if a particular person was nearby, and they replied: "Can you stop calling me and asking me stupid questions please". So we'll take it, then, that this isn't a scientifically accurate statement by the Geordie Shore lass.

Either way, this is just one of many Marnie Twitter moments that have entertained us over the year, so we thought we'd celebrate with a round-up of our faves. You keep doing you, Marnie.

When she appeared to talk to herself

When she got philosophical and scientific on us

When she didn't mess around answering questions about where her coat is from

When she talked about woodland creatures and we didn't understand

When she took us on a journey on October 25th 2016 and we felt like we were THERE.

When we totally agreed with her world view

When the sentence wasn't quite there, but the sentiment totally was

When she enjoyed a traditional breakfast

https://twitter.com/MarnieGShore/status/788315276743962625

When she was our ultimate style icon

When we're not sure even she believed what she was tweeting

Never change Marnie, and may you continue to entertain us through the medium of Twitter.

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