What the damn hell? When did this happen?
Marnie Simpson has been papped out on a date with none other than Jordan Davies off Ibiza Weekender in a move that we're 100% sure is nothing to do with the advancement of either of their careers.
Yep, ex-Geordie Shore's Marnie became the latest in a long line of women (and that's just this year) to go out with Jordan, even though just six weeks ago he was swearing that he and Megan McKenna were still sort-of together.
The pair went out for Valentine's Day to the Silk Room restaurant in Newcastle, with Marnie wearing the teeniest little floral dress we've ever seen.
And BARE LEGS. IN FEBRUARY. WHERE IT WAS ONE DEGREE OUTSIDE.
They were also spotted checking into the Malmaison Hotel afterwards, presumably to do what all basic couples do on Valentine's Day, i.e pretend rose petals are actually really comfortable to shag on.
(They're not)
Marnie's not done much in the way of dating ever since splitting from TOWIE's Ricky Rayment in the autumn, having said getting engaged to him was "one of the biggest mistakes I've ever made in my life".
Jordan, meanwhile, has been wining and dining a whole host of women lately, including Vicky Pattison and, er, Nancy Dell'Olio.
So it'll be interesting to see where this ends up…