In news sure to DESTROY females across the country, Gary Beadle has got a girlfriend.
The parsnip's taken, ladies :(.
Her name is Emma McVey, and they've reportedly been getting together on the reg ever since being spotted together TWICE outside TGI Fridays.
They sure must love those BBQ ribs…
And Gazza added more fuel to the relationship fire yesterday when he uploaded a rilly saucy pic of a girl's back wearing nothing but a thong.
It looked like they were Netflix and chillin' in every sense of the phrase…
One could perhaps be forgiven for being a teency bit sceptical about his new relationship, given that he hasn't previously had the best luck when it comes to not cheating on gals.
Poor Gaz :(.
And one person who really doesn't sound convinced by their potential is his Geordie Shore co-star Marnie Simpson.
She said: "Emma [McVey] loves a bad boy doesn't she? She's gone from Mario Falcone to Gaz [Beadle].
"I don't think there's any way Gaz will stay faithful to her and I think she knows that deep down. He might say he's ready to settle down but he'll never change.
"Emma is beautiful and far too good for him," she told Star magazine.
MEOW.
Gary has, meanwhile, made our actual heads explode with one of the most infuriating moments of this entire Ex On The Beach season (and that's saying something – this series is MAD).
He deemed it appropriate to call Jemma Lucy a "slag" for allowing him to shag her, basically delivering the most outrageous display of hypocrisy.
How many girls have you slept with again, Gazza? Thousands, was it?
That's totally fine and up to you, obv, but let's stop with the double standards, shall we?
There was a whole lot of argy bargy about how far a dick has to go in to constitute full sex that you can read about here.
Warning: it's very infuriating and weird.