There are quite a few things we admire about Marnie Simpson from Geordie Shore: the way she played Aaron Chalmers and Scotty T, her luscious and flowing locks, her superhuman levels of tolerance for Stephen Bear during Celebrity Big Brother.
But we would not want to be on her wrong side.
Marnie has taken to Twitter to call out her former fiancé Ricky Rayment after he was really not very nice about her in an interview.
"And your still selling stories on me why
"Embarrassing
"SplitUp2YearsAgoMate AWKS [sic]," Marnie said, forthrightly.
Ricky, who proposed to Marnie in a pretty darn awkward scene in Geordie Shore, told new! magazine:
"I know a lot of people always go 'I don't regret it - it put me on the path I'm on now' and all that cliché bollocks.
"But I think I could have done without all the aggro. And she would probably agree. I don't miss her at all!"
Which is pretty harsh.
Here's hoping things work out better for Marns and her other TOWIE lover, Lewis Bloor of the huge and hairless peen.
"Had such a cosy few days, loads of food movies sweets and s*x @lewis_bloor our perfect weekends just get better and better baby."
Looks that way, doesn't it?
Geordie Shore returns tonight for an incredible thirteenth series and it's already a shocker: Chantelle Connelly and Gary Beadle have accused Chloe Ferry of banging Kyle Christie, Holly Hagan's ex.
Elsewhere, there was an original Geordie Shore cast member who was apparently cut out for being boring. And yet James Tindale survived for ten series. Just saying.