It's still soon for us to talk about the beautiful but doomed love of Geordie Shore's Marnie Simpson and TOWIE's Ricky Rayment without crying actual tears from our eyes.
But we'll give it a go.
Marnie and Ricky were cruelly torn asunder when he dumped Marnie, apparently believing that she had cheated on him with a boy, something Team Marnie strenuously deny.
She did cheat on him with fellow Geordie Shore starlet Chloe Ferry but it seems that same-sex infidelity does not count as infidelity for them.
But it's kind of hard when she keeps talking about it.
Sorry, Marns.