What’s the best thing to happen to TOWIE since Elliott Wright left?
That’s right! MEGAN MCKENNA.
The big-haired beauty, along with BFFs Courtney Green and Chloe Meadows, strode into Brentwood at the start of series 16 and gave Essex a well-needed kick up the vajazzle.
We are absolutely loving her work so far, and are not even slightly jealous of her relationship with tattooed FITLORD Pete Wicks, oh no, not at all.
But before we got into pastures new and deeply sexual, we had to talk to Megan about her ex – Jordan Davies.
“I just think he’s trying to get a bit of money out of me,” Megan said to heat of her former fiancé.
“He sold loads of stories about me saying he didn’t know about Big Brother.
“But I’ve got messages on my phone from the night before I went in, saying ‘Good luck, I’ll be waiting for you, whatever happens. And I still want to get back with you when you come out and I’m sorry for everything I’ve done to you.’
“Because he f*cked things up with me.”
How, exactly?
“I found things out about him,” Megan told us.
“Apparently he cheated on me. There are a lot of things people don’t know about Jordan. But he’s not Mr Innocent, let’s just say that.”
But what about all the money he lavished on Megan? And the £279 engagement ring he presented her with on Ex On The Beach 4?
According to Megan, Jordan wouldn’t even splash out on a bottle of Fanta for her.
“It’s embarrassing,” Megan sighed.
“My family took him in, he lived with us rent free, I drove him everywhere.
“So the fact that he sold these nasty stories, I’ve not sold one nasty story about him, but it has angered me so much.”
So… moving swiftly on to the relationship EVERYONE is fascinated by: Megan and her *TOWIE *co-star Pete.
“It started before Big Brother,” Megan told us.
“He liked a few of my tweets so I liked a few back.
“When I came out of Big Brother he asked me out, and I thought, ‘You know what, why not?’”
Yeah, we can understand that.
But is Megan worried that things might go a bit Jordan with Pete?
“I don’t think he’d ever be like a naughty boy, he’s got good morals, he’s a gentleman, he knows how to treat girls right.
“I haven’t really had that, ever, in any relationship, but at the moment it’s going really well.”
Aw.
*TOWIE continues on Sundays and Wednesdays at 10pm on ITVBe. *
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Sexy specs
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A hint of pube!
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ROWR
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This looks half rude
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Someone's been at the straighteners.
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Blue-eyed steel
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Two FITTIES
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So much shipping.