Megan McKenna and Pete Wicks have been offering yet more proof that they are gifts sent down from the gods of yore, finely tuned bodies honed from honey-coloured stone, limbs glistening in the light as they present yet another fire selfie for the #numbers.
This time they got completely and utterly NAKED, and we honestly don't think we can handle it.
Megan uploaded THIS saucy snap to her Instagram, captioning it with a simple bath emoji – but it wasn't the bath we were gripped by.
Nope, it was more the fact that Megs was shielding Pete's, er, little Pete by a mere few inches, sadly leaving our imagination to fill in the gap. AS IT WERE.
Crikey.
What does this nude selfie tell us about the TOWIE golden couple? Firstly, that they have alllll the fun together – check out Pete's expression, like he knows what he's doing is ridiculous, yet he's full of absolute certainty we'll all forgive him for being so flaming hot.
Secondly, that the couple who brands together, stays together. Look at the Beckhams – remember what it took for them to cement themselves as the ultimate power couple? And we reckon Pete and Megs are right behind them. Just look at Pete's mastery of Megan's MM-branded phone.
Finally, are these two not the cleanest couple in Britain? Most of us on getting to a hotel go completely wild, throwing all the free samples into our washbag, jumping on the bed and generally making a right old mess of things. But look at that bathroom! This is the neatest pairing since Mr Muscle took his fictional boyfriend to Berlin for a weekend city break.
All hail naked Pete and Megan, baes through and through.