Hell hath no fury like Megan McKenna.
Yep - that’s about the size of it.
The mega feisty one has reacted to Scotty T and Tiffany Pollard getting a steamy smooch on when Megan’s bed was practically still warm following her CBB booting.
And - would you believe it? - she is not happy.
“She’s just horny, she comes across as desperate,” the *Ex On The Beach *star said about Tiffany on Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side.
We can’t argue with the horny bit, especially as Tiffany seemed to take herself into the toilet for some, ahem, solo fun in last night’s episode.
But it takes two to dance the tongue tango, and Megan acknowledged it, saying of Scotty: “I knew he would be like this.”
OK, so now we are going to ask a question that we ask in our heads every time Chloe Ferry snogs Scotty, or Charlotte Crosby bangs Gary Beadle or anyone at all dates Spencer Matthews: why do it then?
Once a cad, always a cad.
Can you think of anybody who disproves this? Other than drippy Darren Day, obvs.
BUT - back to Megan. Is that the end for her and Geordie Shore’s premier wingman?
Maybe not.
“We’ve got a good summer planned,” she said.
Which could mean anything at all.
After the show, Megan seemed to backtrack on her anger a little, and tweeted:
Do many people have friends who they kiss with actual tongues? Because *heatworld *doesn’t.
Maybe we’re doing friends wrong.
Celebrity Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5.