Miley Cyrus plans COMPLETELY NEKKID show

And that includes the audience members and rest of the band

Miley Cyrus

by Georgina Terry |
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Miley Cyrus, she ain’t shy about a revealing outfit.

But now young Miles plans to go totally, absolutely butt-and-everything-else naked.

You heard.

She'll be in the nude. The altogether. Without a stitch on. Naked as the day she was born and as nature intended.

After this there is nowhere else for Miley to go unless she begins turning herself inside out and giving us a tour of her actual intestines.


    However, Miley’s modesty will be covered in some way. By milk.

    Or, to put it more precisely, by ‘white stuff that looks like milk’.

    Might as well just use milk, we reckon. That answers the ‘white stuff that looks like milk’ brief.

    The news has been spilled by Wayne Coyne, singer with serial surrealists the Flaming Lips and Miley’s collaborator in Miley Cyrus and her Dead Petz.

    Wayne posted a seemingly nudey snap to Instagram, with the caption: “Oh f*ck..!!! @mileycyrus is planning a show where her, the band ( us ) and the audience are all COMPLETELY naked with milk ( well white stuff that looks like milk) is being being spewed everywhere…

    “It's a video ( in the works) for #mileycyrusandherdeadpetz song The Milky Milky Milk...”

    Would you get naked but for white stuff that looks like milk at a Miley Cyrus show? We totally would, but only if no cows would be harmed in the process.

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