And so to Millie Mackintosh, who has shrugged off rumours that her marriage to Professor Green is in the sh*t by, uh, posing naked in the bath.
Apparently back in the olden days, peasants would be allowed to troop into royal palaces to watch kings and queens stuff themselves silly on roasted peacock. This is a bit like that, only with ex-reality stars and a surprisingly cramped bathroom.
Yup, Millie not only managed to cover up all of her rude bits when hubby Pro burst in on her in the bath, she also managed to turn it into quite the arty shot.
“That awkward moment when your husband catches you doing a spot of hair removal and decides to take a photo on your phone and post it,” she captioned the Insta-image.
Yeah, but… you’re the one who actually uploaded it for your one million followers to pore over, Mills.
So what can we learn from this picture of ex-Made In Chelsea star Millie Mackintosh pretending to have been caught naked by her husband while attending to her grooming needs? Well, she bathes really oddly. Try sitting lengthways in the tub, Millie, rather than perpendicular to it.
And put a bath mat down love, rather than getting those nice tiles all wet. Slippery flooring + damp human flesh = pain and disaster.
Huge props to the cleanliness of that bathroom, though. Did Pro Green do that? Reckon you could send him over to do ours, Millie Mack?
Millie Mackintosh and Professor Green's honeymoon and wedding album
Millie Mackintosh and Professor Green's honeymoon and wedding album
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