Millie Mackintosh and Hugo Taylor do Glastonbury like absolute knobs

We're probably just jealous

Millie Mackintosh and Hugo Taylor

by Georgina Terry |
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Millie Mackintosh and her new beau, former Made In Chelsea cast mate Hugo Taylor, went to Glastonbury festival at the weekend.

If you follow them on Instagram you may not have noticed because although they posted 300 million photos a-piece (approximate figure) they got the festival so wrong you could hardly tell they were there.

Millie's first mistake was her packing.

Only an idiot would take an actual suitcase to a festival. You can't drag a suitcase through a field! A rookie error.

Speaking of rookies, this seems to have been Hugo's first Glastonbury.

But is that any excuse FOR THIS?

It is not.

Hugo and Millie also seem to have made a terrible error in their choice of camping.

Where is the Vango Storm Guard 3000, camped almost on top of hundreds of identical tents and only distinguishable by the stain on the side that you really hope is Pot Noodle but may be Pot Noodle sick?

And as for this breakfast, the only acceptable breakfast at Glastonbury is a value porkpie with a side order of fear as any fool knows.

Thinking of rocking this look at your next festie?

Does us a favour and don't, eh?

And, come on guys. We thought everyone got the cultural appropriation memo ages ago.

Those Converse are not suitable festival attire:

See?

We're also sad to report that Hugo and Millie were turned away from the VIP area at Glastonbury.

“It was a bit embarrassing when they finally tried to get into the area and a member of staff told them they had the wrong wristbands on," a source told The Mirror.

"They were stood at the entrance for a while trying to get in and Millie took her phone out to try and call someone.”

Still, at least they got there in the end.

We'd like to point out that another *heat *writer thought Millie nailed festival style at Glastonbury, which just goes to show it's all a matter of perspective.

Millie and Hugo have been Instagram official since the end of May following Millie's quick divorce from Pro Green.

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