Professor Green has lifted the lid on his troubled marriage to Millie Mackintosh in his new tune One Eye On The Door – and let's just say we doubt she's going to be best pleased when she hears the lyrics.
The song portrays Millie as a wife who would easily forgive her other half in exchange for a Chanel handbag. How very dare he!
Though to be fair we'd probably be swung by a fancy gift too, so you're not alone there, Mills.
Pro Green, or Stephen as we're going to call him from now on (because we're channelling a seriously pissed off Millie), raps the lyrics: "When she hears this shit it's lights out/I'll probably get kicked out of my house/Till I come back with a brand new Chanel bag/and shoes but I refuse to wave a white towel."
The Lip Sync Battle host also rinses his lack of sexy time with Millie, 27, back when they were married.
He raps: "It gets crazy in bed – we watch a couple episodes of a box set and then it's night night."
But at least Stephen, 32, seems to take a little bit of responsibility for his problems with the former Made In Chelsea star, who he wed in September 2013.
He continued: "Where's my phone? Shit, 61 missed calls/A divorce is on the cards if I don't split/And get my arse in gear – I'm asking for it/A bastard, ain't I? Auf Wiedersehen." Quite.
But Stephen optimistically reckons that his ex – who's now back with her ex, Hugo Taylor, 30, – won't be fussed about him lifting the lid on their personal life, after their split in February.
He told The Sun: "I think she'll probably say, 'Well at least he's being honest about that. That definitely happened once or twice.'
"Ultimately what happened was two people got married – not to get divorced – and it didn't work, which is just really sad. That's the truth of it."
It's still safe to say Pro Green's not going to be on Millie's Christmas card list this year.
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