Miranda Kerr’s got a reet good face. We can all agree on that. It’s the kind of face that makes you want to buy whatever it is she’s flogging. The kind of face that makes you have deep philosophical thoughts about the true meaning of life when you encounter it on a massive billboard on the tube. The kind of face that even got Justin Bieber to pause in his destructive tracks and fancy it, if you believe those rumours.
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So why did she decide to show off her brand new trainers by getting out her fanjo?
Yep, the Australian model chose a rather alternative pose to introduce her new Reeboks on Instagram yesterday, deciding to go completely naked and just cover up her foof with said sneaks.
She captioned the snap with a winky emoji and tagged in Reebok. It’s minimalist, geddit?
However, her fans weren’t entirely on board with the look, with one saying: “Didn't expect this from you.”
Another added: “I feel like these shoes are no substitute for pants.”
It’s a good point well made. Why aren’t you wearing any pants, Miranda? Why are you laying on the world’s biggest sofa wearing no pants? Sofas need pants, Miranda. And while you’re at it, please tie up those laces – don’t want to do yourself a mischief if you suddenly need to run somewhere pantless.