A lot going on in the new Nicki Minaj video. A lot… a lot to deal with, there. A lot to get the old head around. For example: lot of asses in that video. And a quite blatant Beats by Dre visual mention. And a coconut that seems to be having a sexy moment? And a Pink thong that seems to defy all the thus far infallible laws of physics. And then a bit more ass. And then, for absolutely no reason at all, a big ol’ ass-heavy lapdance for World’s Saddest Rapper, Drake, where he looks about as interested as someone in the queue to get their passport renewed. Come on, Drake. That’s Nicki Minaj’s ass, there. Million dollar butt. Put a bit of effort in.
Anyway, in a Twitter Q&A where her baffled fans could ask things like, ‘Yo, what the hell is up with this ass video?’ and ‘I just watched that video and I think I seen enough ass to make me a qualified proctologist now, can you confirm?’, Nicki shed some light on the Drake lapdance scene, explaining that she did the whole thing drunk. Well, honestly Nicki, you’d have to.
Asked by a fan whether she practiced the iconic crawl-on-the-floor-a-bit-and-get-your-ass-out dance or did it freestyle, Nicki said: “All drunk freestyle”.
She was also asked, “what does Drake think of the little lap dance scene?”, Nicki responded, “He was very happy.” You sure, Nick? It’s just he looks like his dog’s just died.
And Nicki also explained the video’s conspicuous absence of Kelly Brook’s fiancé, David Mackintosh, who was slated to appear in a beach scene for the video. “I cut the beach scene,” Nicki said. “Didn’t love it.” There’s always driving badgers around in a van to fall back on, David.