Oh hell – Lauren Goodger’s gone and TATTOOED Jake McLean’s name on her body

Lauren Goodger’s taken time out of her busy schedule of being attacked on social media by TOWIE ex Mark Wright and protesting vigorously that she’s sorting out her life to, er, get the name of her on/off boyfriend Jake McLean tattooed on herself.

Oh, Lauren.

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Writing in her column this week, Lauren explained that it was “something I wanted to do” but also it was kind of a spur-of-the-moment thing.

“I didn’t properly think about it beforehand, I just went and had it done. This is the shit I do, haha! I’d been to pick up some garden furniture, had a pub lunch, then thought, ‘I might get a tattoo…’ Who does that?!”

Drunk people, Lauren. Drug-users. Lads on tour in Magaluf. These are the people who get their on/off boyfriend’s names indelibly inked onto their person.

(We do like the idea of a slightly pissed Lauren Goodger dragging a giant outdoor table set into a tattoo parlour, though.)

The inking appears on her wrist in loopy writing, which she reckons is “really pretty” and says Jake loves it – even if he did call her “mental” when she got it done.

Luckily – we guess – Lauren isn’t so attached to her body art that she’d keep it forever.

She even added: “I don’t worry about changing my mind when I’m older because I can always get it removed.”

That’s the spirit, Loz. Because tattoo removal is a total breeze, completely painless and not at all expensive.

She went on: “I’m actually thinking of getting another one! Can you imagine me with a whole sleeve?!”

Unfortunately, we can.

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