Call us vacuous, call us superficial, this article is basically an ode to Lewis Hamilton’s new barnet and you are just going to have to deal.
So, Lewis Hamilton, everyone’s favourite Lewis (after, err, Carroll) debuted his new 'do at the weekend at some kind of sport thing.
But is Lew’s new hair alluring?
Yes it is!
We like the way it looks like he has a halo swoon.
But why has Lew gone blond? Is it because they have more fun? A claim that we have never seen adequately substantiated by the way.
Lewis wrote in his column for BBC Sport: “It was just something I fancied doing on the spur of the moment.
“I am in a very experimental period of my life [oh-err – heat ed]. I like taking risks, I like trying new things, whether it be style or restaurants or whatever [oh – heat ed].
“I was at the hairdresser and I just thought: "I'm going to try it, let's do it." Zero cares.
“It's short term. I'll keep it for this weekend and then I'll probably go back next week, and who knows, maybe I'll do something different. “
We think he should keep it for a while. And if he gets in touch (he won’t) we’ll tell him the same.
Blonde vs brunette: 20 celebs have been both! But which looks better?
Blonde vs brunette: 20 celebs have been both! But which looks better?
1 of 20Alexandra Burke
A brunette Burkey deffo looks better than a blonde one
2 of 20Britney Spears
This is a tough one! If only we could merge the two....
3 of 20Cameron Diaz
Wowzer! Whilst the deep brown brings out Cam's piercing blue eyes, we still prefer her blonde
4 of 20Cara Delevingne
Let's face it, the supermodel looks stunning with either colour. But we're especially loving her rich brown tones right now
5 of 20Carey Mulligan
Lucky Carey is super fresh-faced, but we reckon the blonde makes her look more sophisticated
6 of 20Caroline Flack
The Strictly babe's subtle blonde highlights soften her features much more than dark brown
7 of 20Cheryl Fernandez-Versini
Chezza's probably been through the entirety of the world's blonde and brunette hair dyes, but she's finally settled on these blonde highlights. We like!
8 of 20Christina Aguilera
Try and ignore the horrific make-up and fake tan. OK, it's not possible. We're voting for Xtina with her bleach blonde, as we know and love her
9 of 20Drew Barrymore
Barrymore's recently opted for rich mahogany brown, but we still prefer her lighter locks
10 of 20Elle Fanning
We can't get over how much better Elle looks with her new brunette 'do!
11 of 20Emma Stone
We personally don't ever think Emma Stone could get it wrong - even if she dyed her hair all shades of the rainbow and got a mohican she'd still look better than us at our very best. She's a natural blondie though, so we'll go with Mother Nature on this one
12 of 20Hilary Duff
Hils' Hollywood blonde is definitely best. The brown shade looks a tad too mousy on her
13 of 20Jennifer Lawrence
Just how different does J-Law look? She's very china doll-like with her long straight brunette tresses, but she'll always be a blonde in our hearts
14 of 20Jessica Alba
Gorgeous Jess has definitely found her hair forte with her glossy brunette bob
15 of 20Jessica Biel
Blonde makes Mrs Trousersnake a bit too washed out. We're voting brunette for sure
16 of 20Lindsay Lohan
We're not sure if it's just the make-up putting us off, but Li-Lo's brown 'do ages her somewhat. Her verging-on-strawberry blonde colour is much more flattering
17 of 20Mischa Barton
Mischa will ALWAYS be Marissa from The OC to us. Which naturally means blonde hair is the winner
18 of 20Suki Waterhouse
We're starting to appreciate that models really can look good in anything, including various hues of hair colour. Whilst we love both of Suki's shades, we think her chestnut brown is a welcome change for winter
19 of 20Margot Robbie
The Wolf Whistle Of Wall Street more like! Margot looks amazing with both colours, but we heart her warm blonde locks the most
20 of 20Tulisa Contostavlos
We're trying very hard to erase this cheesy Wotsit blonde from our minds....at least Tulisa saw sense and went back to her roots