Lewis Bloor and his smooth and hairless peen have reportedly been doing the rounds since he split up with Marnie Simpson.
The pair met, fell in love, and had ‘romantic’ naked showers in the Celebrity Big Brother house and gave their love a try for a full year before deciding to call it quits just a couple of months ago.
(Before though, remember when he had that strange and highly amusing Twitter beef with Marnie’s ex, Aaron Chalmers?)
ANYWAY, since the TOWIE boy has been single he has been linked to a lot of different ladies, mainly other reality TV stars which we love because who doesn’t want to see a bit of a TOWIE/Geordie Shore/Made In Chelsea crossover?
In fact, we’re totally gunning for an entire scramble of the cast members to create the ultimate show of madness, poshness and SHAAAT AAAP’ness.
Someone make that immediately, please.
But it seems that the Essex boy and his wang have been tamed by none other than Olivia Bentley, she of Made In Chelsea fame who used to date ginger stud, Frances Boulle (yes, we’re jealous).
Olivia and Lewis were spotted snogging at an event last weekend, and she has since uploaded a cosy snap of the pair looking more loved up than any FWB we’ve ever seen.
Olivia cryptically captioned the pic: “#elocutionlessons #loonottoilet #gentlemen”.
Are these two living out a bit of a modern day My Fair Lady? Can we expect to see Lewis all dressed up in tweed and a flat cap at the next polo match? And who is that joker in the background unsuccessfully trying to photobomb?
Too many questions, not enough time scouring the internet searching for the perfect wedding hat.