In the most wonderful and exciting news we've heard ever in our lives, Olly Murs and Niall Horan go out on the pull together.
Seriously – where does this occur? Maybe in that club Kittys and Kandy that Honey G is supposed to be making an appearance at?
We'll never know.
"Niall's a great guy to hang out with,” Olly told The Mirror. "It's brilliant, he was in the biggest boyband in the world so I'm always after his scraps."
Erm. Referring to women as "scraps" is a dicklord move we didn't expect from Ols, but we'll put it down to his excitement at being best buddies with Niall.
He continued: "We always have a laugh when we go out. We’re like brothers. I’m like his older brother, so it all depends on the woman, whether she wants a little bit of experience, which is all I've got on my side, or a really good-looking lad with banter."
You're a really good-looking lad with banter, Olly hun <3.
We wonder if any of these lucky ladies was the fan who once broke into Olly's hotel room and got into his bed (probably not).
"I’ll never forget this. I was at this hotel while I was doing club gigs. So me and my friend walked to my room, I go to my room and open the door and this girl is just on the bed like, ‘Hi’ – just lying there on my bed all stretched out. She did have clothes on, though…" Olly said during a Facebook Live event for The Sun.
"I just looked at her and I was like, ‘erm!’ I don’t know how the hell she got in there. I still don’t to this day."
Wowzers. Almost as weird as Robbie Williams getting jacked off by an unidentified lady in his hotel room.
Almost.