Welcome to Monday 4 January 2016. Bleak, innit? You’ve just crawled back to work, helpless as a newborn when confronted with being back on public transport. Tottering around like a baby giraffe on the tube. Picking up a pen and just wondering how the f**k you’re supposed to use it.
Well, we’re about to make this day even worse. Soz. Because it seems like the newly single Olly Murs… er, isn’t actually single.
He was spotted kissing on a ‘mystery blonde’ – the catch-all tabloid phrase deployed whenever a celeb is seen canoodling with a non-celeb – during a belated New Year’s Eve party in Barbados. AND IT WASN’T CAROLINE FLACK.
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We know, we’re just as devo as you right now.
The* X Factor* host was snapped in a smoochy embrace with the non-Flack lady on Saturday night, where the pair partied till 4am on the Caribbean island.
It’s thought Olly was over in Barbados for Simon Cowell’s annual end-of-year shebang, although co-host Cazza opted to fly to Miami to party with friends instead of hanging out with her boss.
Olly’s been officially single since September, after splitting from his girlfriend of three years Francesca Thomas.
Since then, rumours of Olly and Caroline’s relationship have been flying around – especially when Cazza admitted to one interviewer that their bond wasn’t entirely platonic.
But with Olly’s cheeky New Year’s message hinting at the fun he had without her, maybe it’s time we all moved on.
LOL JOKES. WE’LL NEVER GIVE UP ON CAROLLY.