“One big waste of time”: Kelly Brook’s new sitcom One Big Happy is panned by critics

Seriously, they're BAD reviews

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by Rosie Gizauskas |
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Kelly Brook’s been over in the US working really, really hard at the gym for some time now.

And arguing with David McIntosh in between gym trips. Plus she’s been taking the odd selfie.

Oh, and she’s been filming for brand new Ellen DeGeneres sitcom, One Big Happy. It’s about a lesbian who has a baby with her straight male mate. The mate then gets married to Kelly. Oh, and Kelly does some naked stuff.

The show went out on US telly last night, but we’ll be honest – the reviews haven’t been very good.

It’s possibly time to look away now if you’re a Kelly Brook fan, because things are going to get honest. And by honest, we mean scarily bad reviews.

One Big Happy delivers stereotypes galore where a script should be. With frat-boy-level pee jokes and unfunny quips about lesbians, straight guys and Brits all over the place, it creaks along like the worst aspects of Three’s Company – and that’s just in the first few minutes,” says Deadline.

The San Francisco Chronicle said: “There’s nothing funny about One Big Happy - the performances are wooden and irritating.”

The New York Times calls the show “an intelligence-insulting sitcom”. Yeee-ouch. And worst of all? Variety calls the show “musty” and “calculated”. Dear god. MUSTY?!

But hey, there’s one thing to be considered – tons of awful US sitcoms carry on for years regardless. Just look at Two And A Half Men

Kelly does other stuff apart from acting, y'know

Gallery

Kelly Brooku2019s relationship history – from Jason Statham to David McIntosh via Matthew Morrison

Jason Statham- 1997 to 20041 of 8

Jason Statham- 1997 to 2004

Kel dated professional cockney hard man Jason Statham for seven years before she moved on to…

Billy Zane- 2004 to April 20082 of 8

Billy Zane- 2004 to April 2008

At point Kelly seemed to very much have a type- i.e.: a bit bald. Kelly was actually engaged to Titanic star Billy but it wasn't to be

Danny Cipriani- 2008 to 20133 of 8

Danny Cipriani- 2008 to 2013

Kelly dated love rat/rugby player Danny on and off but his habit of sexting other girls kinda put the brakes on things

Matthew Morrison- June 20104 of 8

Matthew Morrison- June 2010

Kelly was spotted smooching Glee star Matthew during a break up from Danny, but they were never confirmed as a couple

Thom Evans- December 2010 to January 20135 of 8

Thom Evans- December 2010 to January 2013

Kelly bagged herself another rugby player and it seemed like she might have found "the one" when she announced her pregnancy in March 2011. Sadly, Kelly suffered a miscarriage.

Gethin Jones- November 20136 of 8

Gethin Jones- November 2013

Kelly was spotted grabbing breakfast in LA with Gethin… and you know what breakfast means.

Jeremy Piven- November 20137 of 8

Jeremy Piven- November 2013

Kelly was spotted on a date at Jez's house, they were seen getting "cosy"- whatever that means.

David McIntosh- January 20148 of 8

David McIntosh- January 2014

And here we are, Kelly's just confirmed her engagement to the Gladiator formerly known as Tornado. After 11 weeks of dating and one brief break up (she thought he was too fame-hungry_ they now want to spend the rest of their lives together. Which is nice.

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