One Direction’s tattoos would take 75 years to remove and would cost over £68,000

A bit of clever research by WhatClinic found that if the boys – bar Niall who’s never had succumbed to the tattooist’s chair – were to try and remove their artwork which collectively includes: feathers, birds, shaking hands and a picture of Perrie Edwards’ face (on Zayn) – it would cost over £68,000.

For the Little Things singers’, money is not a problem – the lads topped our rich list earlier this month with a rather hefty fortune between them – but their time is precious and if they were to get them lasered off, it would take a long, long time.

Zayn would be 59-years-old by the time his skin would be completely clear of tats, should he decide to have them zapped off.

That’s 38 years. 38 WHOLE years.

Harry and his interesting collection of random inkings would take 17 years to get rid of, Louis would need to give himself 12 years to be clear and Liam’s small collection would take around eight years to get rid of.

We love a random fact.

Now let’s hope they never fall out of love with their body art...