05.15: Thanks for joining us this evening. It's been delightful. And when we say delightful, we mean a nine-hour prosecco and Red Bull-fuelled rant of madness.
Eddie Redmayne picked up Best Actor, Julianne Moore Best Actress, Birdman Best Film, Patricia Arquette best incredibly rousing speech and Lonely Island the Awesome Award for being Awesome. Oh and Lady Gaga was very... un-Lady Gaga. It's all here, have a scroll down.
As well as this blog we've got more Oscars action than you can shake a stick at...
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05.07: Just a reminder that sure, the awards have literally barely finished, but the parties are underway. Miley Cyrus and co have already, for instance, started turning up at Elton John's famous annual party.
05.03: SEVEN HOURS IN AND WE CAN FINALLY SAY, the Best Picture at The Oscars 2015 is...** **
BIRDMAN!

04.57: Best Actress goes to Julianne Moore for Still Alice.** **
Is there anyone who doesn't adore Julianne Moore?
04.54: Well wasn't Ed Red the CUTEST!!!** **
We knew that already. Here are our Five Reasons We Love Eddie Redmayne.
One of which is his mad modelling skills.

**04.48: **The Oscar for Best Actor goes to EDDIE REDMAYNE!
Eddie Redmayne!!
EDDIE REDMAYNE WAS IN DOCTORS PEOPLE, DOCTORS.
04.41: Best Director goes to... Alejandro González Iñárritu for Birdman!!
He says he's wearing Michael Keaton's tighty-whiteys from THAT scene in Birdman... whatever works Alejandro, whatever works.

**04.35: **YAY! The Imitation Game wins its first Oscar! It's for Adapted Screenplay. WHOOP!
Incredible emotinal speech by Graham Moore, who admits he tried to kill himself aged just 16, adding, "Stay weird, stay different."
**04.33: **Reese Witherspoon looks SO incredible tonight. If you want to recreate her look, you can... have a look at THIS
**04.31: **We are getting into the business end of things here people! Best Original Screenplay goes to BIRDMAN!
04.29: We are starting to feel a bit like this...** **
**04.25: **Oh yeah. Awards. That's what we're doing in the office at this time of night.
The Grand Budapest Hotel has won the Oscar for Best Original Score.
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04.22: WE WANT JULIE ANDREWS TO HUG US LIKE THIS. Especially because we're feeling really tired and emotional right now.** **
04.17: Lady Gaga doing Julie Andrews. Not that mental. Who knew?** **
**04.14: **Lady Gaga is about to do her Sound Of Music tribute with THREE OUTFIT changes. If we don't die, we'll be back.
04.08: Selma's GLORY wins Best Song at The Oscars. And everyone is crying again.
Least of all Rita Ora, who has now not won an Oscar. Soz hun.
Somewhere Rob Kardashian is laughing
**04.05: Everyone in the audience is crying after John Legend and Common's emotional performance. **
Luckily, Idina Menzel aka THE WICKEDLY TALENTED ADELE DAZEEM is here to bring the LOLs
03.58: Wait, Jennifer Aniston, I am the original photobomber! #StingrayBomb** **

03.50: Jennifer Aniston and David Oyelowo present the award for Documentary Feature, both of whom should've arguably been up for Oscars themselves. Bit mean innit Academy? Anyway, the awards goes to CITIZENFOUR.** **
**03.47: **If your Instagram hasn't got a JustinAndJenBomb, your Instagram is RUBBISH.
03.44: Oooh, we've not had an award for a while, have we?** **
The Oscar for film editing goes to... WHIPLASH.
**03.41: **Loads of people on social media are NOT impressed that Joan Rivers wasn't included in the In Memoriam section.
**03.30: **JLo got the seat that eeeeeerrrrryone wants right?
03.26: FINALLY, Birdman picks up an Oscar, and it's for Cinematography. BIG UP BIRDMAN.** **
03.24: Anna Wintour's got her glasses on. OBVIOUSLY. ** **

03.21: The Production Design Oscar goes tooooooooooooo The Grand Budapest Hotel. We can't stop looking at how hot presenter Chris Pratt looks though... ** **

**03.15: **We are only HALF WAY THROUGH. We thought we were doing so well. We need some more. It seems about 100 years since Meryl said YES and 3,567 since Lonely Island were AWESOME.
**03.10: **The Oscar for best animated movie goes to Big Hero 6... come on guys, it's not its fault it's not The Lego Movie. Be nice.
03.07: Best Animated Short goes to... FEAST.** **
We just want Meryl to react to every award now.
**03.05: **The Oscar for Visual Effects goes to... INTERSTELLAR.
03.00: How INCREDIBLE was Alabama, sorry Patricia's speech. Calling for equal pay for women, the audience went NUTS... and Meryl Streep bloomin' LOVED it.** **
02.51: Best actress in a supporting role goes to... Patricia Arquette!!** **
She'll always be Alabama to us!! #TrueRomance
**02.49: **The Best Oscar for Sound Editing goes to American Sniper. WHIPLASH WAS JUST NOT AT THE ACADEMY'S TEMPO. (Once we've had another Red Bull, we'll think of another joke. Promise).
**02.47: **Best Sound Mixing goes to Whiplash. So we guess they were the ACADEMY'S TEMPO. YEAH.
02.45: Ellen Degeneres had the Oscars selfie. NPH just got semi-naked on stage. It was a Birdman take off, but we don't care. Cos he wore tighty-whiteys on stage. At the Oscars.** **
02.33: The verdict is IN from StarStyle's Ellen Kerry. HERE are your Oscars 2015 BEST DRESSED.
02.29: Best Documentary Short goes to Crisis Hotline: Veterans Press 1
**02.26: **Best Live Action short film goes to The Phone Call. And in case you didn't know the makers are British, they've already said, "Crikey" "O'Reilly" and "b*gger" in the first three seconds.
**02.21: **LONELY ISLAND JUST WON THE OSCARS YOU GUYS
**02.16: **Is there anything more attractive than being in love? No wonder all these couples looked super hot on the red carpet together...
02.11: The Oscar for best Foreign Language film goes to Polish movie, Ida. The director Paweł Pawlikowski was played off TWICE before he agreed to leave the stage. And everyone loved him for it. ** **
**02.03: **It's the Oscar for make-up and hairstyling. And it goes to... THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL.
Let someone else have a go will ya??
**01.59: **The Award for Costume Design goes to... Lady GAGA! No, not really. It goes to the Grand Budapest Hotel. That's nice isn't it?
**01.47: **We cannot stop thinking about Lady Gaga's dress... The gloves. For the love of fashion, those gloves.

**01.42: **FIRST BLOOD, sorry, the first Oscar of the night goes to... JK SIMMONS for Whiplash.
ARE YOU RUSHING OR ARE YOU DRAGGING??? Terrifying.
His speech was actually super-sweet and about calling your parents... And not at all like this...
**01.34: **How AMAZING was Neil Patrick Harris' opening monolgue?!

**01.28: **When lovely Keira Knightley met Lady Gaga and her marigolds.
Join our CAPTION THIS competition.
**01.24: **We've been thinking about Gwyneth Paltrow's dress. And this is what we're thinking...

01.21: This picture makes us VERY uncomfortable. And it also made us think of this... mainly because Scarlett Johansson is the same colour as a mint Visount... Mmmmm Viscount...** **

01.09: We would kill to be in this Emma Stone and Jennifer Aniston sandwich. Like KILL.** **

01.06: JENNIFER LOPEZ IS 45 YEARS OLD Y'ALL...** **

**01.00: **HEY MOVIE STARS, Justin Bieber has a message for you #sincere
00.51: We would recommend that Naomi Watts stay away from any sparse brick walls. East London would be a NIGHTMARE for her.** **

00.45: We thought the sound had just gone off on our telly. But no, E! just had to bleep out Khloe Kardashian saying 'titties'. Stay classy, Khloe.** **
**00.35: **Rita Ora is on the red carpet. And she has a man dedicated to holding her dress.
TBF, it's raining, and that dress is bound to be hella expensive.
But we like to imagine it goes more like this...

**00.23: **Just exactly HOW big does your dress have to be not to fit in a car?!
This is a question Jennifer Lopez can now answer.

Don't forget we're keeping you updated with ALL the Oscars Instagram pictures HERE.
**00.20: **Khloe Kardashian is at the Oscars with E! and she's talking about her car crash yesterday. Khloe was in the car with Kim, North and Kylie when they hit some ice.
She said: "It was really scary, but we are all good. All safe, thank God."
For more on what she said, click HERE.
**00.17: **Julianne Moore is wearing custom Chanel. She just told Ryan Seacrest Karl Lagerfeld gave it to her. Yknow, like you do.
**00.13: **What do you think these guys' job titles are?? Imagine 'stop celebs' dresses getting wet' being in your job decription. Great job guys, great job.

**00.05: **We're talking more about Melanie Griffith's face here!
00.00: Fed up of the weather? Well, feel better about yourself, because it's raining in Hollywood too...** **

**23.56: **DEBATE WITH US. In heat towers, some of us say Michael Keaton would totally get it. Some of us are saying action figure. You decide...

**23.52: **Here's that Lady Gaga as Maria in The Sounds of Music meme you've been waiting all your life for.
This could be the best she's ever been dressed.

**23.44: **So Melanie Griffith's face is looking... cool.

**23.42: **Dakota Johnson just told heat radio's Ryan Seacrest that she took a FLOGGER from the Red Room of Pain home as a souvenir. What did we tell you about that Red Room of Pain?
**23.35: **We're loving Kelly Osbourne and her Elvis-inspired hair #jussayin

**23.32: **Lady Gaga is singing a Sound of Music Tribute.
We're working on a meme, right now... Obviously.
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Oscars 2015: Fashion triumphs! The 30 best Oscar dresses ever
23.30: Dakota Johnson has arrived and she's not wearing GREY. Geddit. She is wearing red though. COUGH Red Room of Pain COUGH** **

**23.25: **Presenter Neil Patrick Harris is here with his husband and looking delightfully dapper... lovely stuff. Although, if he's nervous, that light coloured fabric is gonna show up sweat stains like MAD.

**23.23: **It's not all about the dresses you know. We're also bringing you the best of the BOYS. Well helllllooooo tuxedo.
23.21: BREAKING NEWS. MARGOT ROBBIE HAS CUT HER HAIR. More on this as we get it.** **
**23.13: **We LOVE Best Actress nominee Reese Witherspoon and her mum! SO SWEET
**23.07: **Over on E!'s Red Carpet, Josh Hutcherson just told heat radio's Ryan Seacrest that he has Jennifer Lawrence's song from The Hunger Games, Hanging Tree, on his iTunes. Why? BECAUSE JLAW STOLE HIS PHONE AND DOWNLOADED IT FOR HIM. Oh JLaw, such japes.
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**23.03: **Oh HAI heat's Boyd Hilton looking all dapper in Paul Smith with Noel Clarke. You can catch Boyd actually talking sense about movies and not making silly memes like us, over on Sky Movies all night.

**22.56: **We LOVE Instagram. How else would we know EXACTLY what celebs are doing/eating/thinking/wearing at all times? Of course Oscars night is no different... we're keeping you updated all night with everything the celebs are Instagramming
**22.52: **Wolfgang Puck is here with the food. Which we're sure all those celebs will DEFINITELY be tucking into...

**22.40: **We are already bringing you all the dresses! We are LOVING Kelly Osborne!
oscars all the dresses 2015

kelly-osbourne

guiliana

louise-roe

america-ferrera

patricia-arquette

anna-k

jamie-chung

karolina-kurkova

margot-robbie

dakota

marion-c

rosamund-pike

felicity-jones

naomi-watts

zoe-saldana

chrissy-t

lupita-

sienna

cate-blanchett

anna-wintour

julianne-moore

kerry-w

reese-w

chloe-m

rita-gallery

scar-jo

emma-stone

gwyneth-p

jennifer-hudson

nicole-kidman

jennifer-lopez

andrea-riseborough

jenna-dewan

jessica-chastain

lady-gaga

keira

jen-an

solange

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22.20: You have not LIVED until you've sat at your desk at 10pm on a Sunday evening having had a pretty heavy weekend on the old Mother's Ruin. So here we are, ready to Liveblog the Oscars, 2015.
We'll be here all night going slowly delirious and making more and more terrible spelling and grammatical errors (people LIVE for correcting those, right?)
Oscars 2015 goss:
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The Oscars goodie bag has gone SERIOUSLY Fifty Shades this year
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[Boyd Hilton's Oscars guide
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Who will win? And will any real award acceptance ever be as funny as this?
Also, will Jennifer Lawrence fall over AGAIN? Gwyneth Paltrow ain't impressed yo.
WE'LL SEE, WON'T WE?????