Oscars 2015: Fashion frock-ups! The 30 worst Oscar outfits of all time

Look at 20 year old Kate! This get-up reminds us of our school prom outfit

Of all the amazing designer dresses out there, you would think Amy could've chosen one which didn't look like it was fashioned by Willy Wonka

She might have got stuck in a shredder en route to the party, but good sport Selma still made it

This colour by itself is hurting our eyes. Let alone the pattern and material

Yep, your eyes are not deceiving you. Bjork is indeed wearing a swan

This backwards tuxedo was meant to look all fashhhhhion and cool. But it didn't work sixteen years ago, and it sure as hell still doesn't work now

At least Cam found a use for her old Laura Ashley drapes

John Galliano and Charlize must have had a mahoosive falling out when he designed this rose boob creation for her big night

Presumably Cher's Oscar was for the most revealing red carpet dress EVER

Just cos it's D&G, doesn't mean it's good

We're pretty sure nobody in the world could get away with this much leopard print

It's amazing what you can do with a bedsheet and an old sash

Putting on a brave face despite losing half her dress in an isolated bear attack

Chlo looks like she's come straight from a tap show

Note to self: when your fake tan matches your dress, it's time to stop

Soz, Di. There's no way you're passing for an indistinguishable bloke

As far as HBC's fashion goes, this isn't the worst by far. But as far as the Oscars goes, unfortunately it is

Did a child chew up all of their Rainbow Puffs and vomit them up over poor Faith?

When you heart your toilet roll holder soooo much, you decided to wear it to the Oscars

America's Next Top Fashion Disaster perhaps?

All disembark the Orient Express

Luckily the fabric shop had a spare 500 metres of brown taffeta to make Susan's Oscar dress

Here's why us ladies must ALWAYS wear a bra. And try not to dress like we've been auditioning for The Craft

Here's a lesson in how NOT to wear leather. With a sock stuffed down your top

Let's hope Madge didn't go near any naked flames that night

Turns out doilies aren't just for tables

Heathcliff, it's me Kathy.....need we say more? Weirdly though, Kate's bag looks very much like Charlotte Olympia's new Chinese takeaway box number. Which makes it kinda OK

Nice of David Bowie to lend Jen his jacket, eh?

When in doubt, just throw on every single bit of material you possibly can (please don't)

At least if your entire outfit is velvet you don't need to think about what goes with it