Never ever ever has The Oscars been so fraught with dramz as it was last night.
But those upset by the biggest cock up ever in the award’s history were probably consoled by the frankly UH-MAZING goodie bags they were given.
Worth $100,000…
Here’s what was in them.
Our personal favourite is ‘Freshly harvested pecans from the National Pecan Shellers Association’
How can we go about joining the National Pecan Shellers Association? Asking for a friend…
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Oomi Home Security System ($599 USD)
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Haze Dual V3 Vaporiser ($250 USD)
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Luminosity Skin Serum from Healing Saint ($193 USD)
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A Year's Worth of Car Rentals From Silvercar ($20,000 USD)
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Naturally non-browning and non-GMO Project verified Opal Apples ($75 USD)
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A luxury six-day Hawaiian holiday at Koloa Landing Resort at Poipu ($4,000 USD)
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Personal training sessions with celebrity trainer Alexis Seletzky ($900 USD)
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BANGARANG Positive Cube: A wooden box filled with Cards that feature positive quotes and actions ($40 USD)
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Belldini women's clothing ( $300 USD)
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Casper advanced dual-layer pillows ($75 USD)
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ChapStick Total Hydration Moisture + Tint ($5 USD)
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Chocolatines' Drunken Fig Cake Bites ($35 USD)
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Chubby Chipmunk Hand-Dipped Chocolates ($45 USD)
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Crayola My Way customized box of crayons ($13 USD)
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Curlee Girlee empowering children's book ($11 USD)
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Dandi Patch underarm sweat patches ($21 USD)
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Elvie limited edition pelvic floor exercise tracker (and app) ($199 USD)
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Happiest Tee luxury T-shirts ($89-$118 USD)
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Hydroxycut Platinum Weightloss Pills ($30 USD)
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Jules K unique luxury handbags ($370-$395 USD)
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Lifetime supply of Lizora Pu-erh Tea Nourishing skincare ($31,200 USD)
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Personal in-house sommelier services from The Loving Somm (unlisted value)
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Medice Foot Care Kits ($25 USD)
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MOUS fitness bottle ($28 USD)
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MuscleTech Nitro-Tech Crunch Bars ($30 USD)
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Namira Monaco Fine Jewelry (unlisted value)
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Freshly harvested pecans from the National Pecan Shellers Association ($15 USD)
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A 10-year supply of Oxygenetix Breathable Foundation and Moisturizer (unlisted value)
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Park and Buzz baguette stud earrings ($35 USD)
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Reian Williams Fine Art (unlisted value)
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Rest-Rite Sleep Positioner ($17 USD)
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Rouge Maple pure organic maple syrup package ($280 USD)
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Slimware portion-control plates ($30 USD)
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SweetCheeks cellulite massage mats ($99 USD)
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Watch Ya' Mouth party game ($20 USD)
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Woosh Beauty innovative makeup application gift sets ($119 USD)
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YOGAJEWELZ OM Diamond Bracelets ($595)
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Golden Door Spa Retreat ($8,850 USD)
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A stay at the Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria in Sorrento ($5,000 USD)
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A stay at the Grand Hotel Tremezzo on Lake Como ($5,000 USD)
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A fully-private three-day mansion stay at the Lost Coast Ranch in Northern California ($40,000 USD)
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Personalized Hands-Only CPR Training and a CPR Anytime Kit from the American Heart Association ($40 USD)
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