It's an undeniable FACT that Bradley Hunt and Ottavio Columbro are the best thing to happen to The X Factor since Wagner.
They successfully delivered us quite literally the most CONFUSING audition we've seen ever in our lives.
After the show had finished we genuinely pondered whether it had all been some sort of mad hallucination.
In a nutshell, Ottavio revealed in his VT that he'd originally auditioned with his friend Bradley, but was there solo due to a fall out. He told judges in the audition room that they argued because Bradley had served him undercooked chicken.
Bradley, watching outside on the big screen, told Louis Tomlinson's ACTUAL* twin: "I gave him undercooked chicken, but he didn't even say thanks though."
It was probably the best X Factor line since Harry Styles told Matt Cardle how much pussy he was going to get.
To cut a long story short - it all got very dramatic and tearful, Louis Walsh told Ottavio he looked like a birthday cake, Bradley sang Ignition (Remix), they had an emotional reunion, sang Buttons together, then got through to the next round as a group.
They then had a really bizarre bootcamp audition, got through, and will literally face the six chair challenge.
We hope they win the whole thing.
And Ottavio yesterday appeared on Body Fixers to get a pejazzle.
You just COULD NOT make this up, could ya?
"My body hair is out of control, it's everywhere, and because I'm Italian, it's so thick and dark. It's too much hair for me, I want it completely gone," he said.
"I want to wear glitter thongs and have this iconic popstar style, but I can't with this body carpet, it has to go."
Then he got it all covered in jewels – wanna see? OF COURSE YOU BLOODY DO.
HERE IT IS.
As you can see, he went for a shooting star design – saying: "I love the shooting star, because that is what I am, a star!"
Never change, Ottavio.
*Not actual
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