Paris Hilton’s brother Conrad arrested ‘after screaming “f***ing peasants!” at passengers on a plane’

Paris Hilton’s little brother Conrad, 20, has surrendered to authorities and been arrested after allegedly kicking off on a plane.

TMZ reports that on a flight back in July from London to LA, Conrad acted aggressively – causing children to start crying, the poor mites.

According to officials, witnesses reported that Conrad yelled the following obscenities:

"If you wanna square up to me bro, then bring it and I will f***ing fight you."

“I am going to f***ing kill you."

"I will f***ing rip through you."

"I could get you all fired in five minutes. I know your boss! My father will pay this out. He has done it before. Dad paid $300k last time."

And the blinder: "I will f_ing own anyone on this flight; they are f_ing peasants."

It’s also reported that Conrad punched a part of the plane.

He then fell asleep – at which point crewmembers handcuffed him to his seat.

In our experience, this is NOT what you do on planes. But hey, we’re just a bunch of peasants. What do we know?

Conrad’s lawyer, Robert Shapiro, told TMZ that he took a sleeping pill before his flight – which may have had an adverse reaction and caused Conrad to lose it.

Kind of like Kristen Wiig when she goes barmy on her flight on Bridesmaids, except way less funny. And Conrad definitely wasn't yelling, "Help me, I'm poor."

We’d like to comment further, but must remind ourselves that we are peasants, so we’ll shut it.

Conrad’s lawyers have yet to respond.

Oh, those Hiltons...