People have started weeing on Davina McCall’s doorstep, and she’s fuming.
We mean, talk about a literal piss-take…
The 48 year old has put up a sign at her home warning passers-by that if they "defecate or urinate" (or both, maybe?) on the steps leading up to her £3.2million home, the police will be contacted.
It reads: “Members of the public who feel it is acceptable to use the top of these stairs and surrounding area to defecate and urinate, could you stop!
“We have CCTV footage of everyone which has been passed on to the transport police.”
The sign summarises the offence of urinating or defecating in a public place. Those caught and convicted can be fined £1,000.
A source told The Sun: “The stairs are sometimes used as a right of way by commuters even though they’re on Davina’s property. Despite it being a very upmarket village some people have been using them as an outdoor loo.”
Mum-of-three Davina bought her East Sussex home in 2009, and lives there with husband Matthew and daughters Holly, 14, and Tilly, 12, plus son Chester, nine.