Just when we thought our eyes couldn't take any more, when we thought glaucoma would come as a sweet blessed relief, here comes world-famous blogger Perez Hilton to snap us right back to ocular reality.
The internet star paid homage to Kim Kardashian's now-famous full-frontal photoshoot with Paper magazine with his own naked self-portrait – and yes, there's even a champagne bottle in there, just like in the original.
Are you ready for it?
He tagged the Instagram image, "UnbreakTheInternet". Good luck with that, Perez.
The blogger also posted a timely reminder of Kim's famous roots, back from when she was BFFs with Paris Hilton:
Actual LOL.
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Things that look like Kim Kardashian's bum
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Ned Flander's bum
2 of 10These sofas
3 of 10This, erm, fruit thing
4 of 10This hamster's bum...
5 of 10The Michell brother's big bald heads...
6 of 10Peter Griffin's chin...
7 of 10This lady's bum...
8 of 10This lady is having a go at the #BreakTheInternet pose
9 of 10Doughnuts
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