All of us in the heat office are crying, shrieking, sobbing, shaking messes right now because QUITE LITERALLY the best show in the world, Celebs Go Dating, finishes on Friday.
We've fallen in love with every aspect of it – the voiceover guy, Melody Thornton's sex stories, the fact they make the celebs go on shit dates on the other side of the country for no apparent reason, that weird guy who made Melody dance with him, FITLORD Eden Blackman – but, most of all, we've fallen in love with Perri Kiely.
The little dancing boy off of Britain's Got Talent a few years ago turned fully grown man (complete with abs) and has stolen the hearts of the nation.
We saw him go on his first ever actual date, develop a seriously adorbs bromance with Joey Essex, admit he suffers from low confidence, and generally just have an emotional rollercoaster of a journey.
"I think that I was really nervous going into it," he told heatworld. "There would be no other situation that I'd go out and start dating, so I thought this would be the perfect opportunity.
"Before all of it I overthought everything. Should I do this? Should I not do that? Asking advice off people. I've learnt you've got to completely be yourself and relax. If the person doesn't like you they're not for you… I'm growing as a person, which is really cool."
YASSSS PERRI.
Speaking about his tumultuous journey, he continued: "I went on a few dates where they haven’t gone so well. And thought this isn’t for me. I don’t think I'm gonna find anyone, maybe I should end it here.
"All the advice people are giving me and the agents and stuff… just carry on, just see it through. And it's really starting to pick up I've just really enjoyed the journey. And it all turns out pretty well in the end."
WOT? Did Pezza just let slip he found LURRRVE? We NEEDED TO KNOW MORE.
"You know what, there might be an end to my story. I'll just say that. An end to my story. So keep your eyes peeled. Because it is nice."
We asked if this "ending" he speaks of has continued to the present day, and he let slip: "Yeah! Oooh! Maybe!"
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Celebs Go Dating continues tonight at 10PM on E4.
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