Because we like poring over pictures of celebrities like the three witches from Macbeth, we notice things. And because we have a massive database full of celebrity titbits, like the showbiz version of a particularly fabulous James Bond villain, we keep notes of stuff. Welcome to heat Towers, peeps – please keep your hands and feet to yourself at all times.
Anyway, look, what we’re trying to tell you here is that Perrie Edwards is STILL without her engagement ring, despite it being a week since she sent it off for “cleaning”.
Like, how much cleaning does one diamond ring need, eh? Bit of spit on a tissue and Bob’s yer uncle, no?
Last Thursday, Perrie and the rest of Little Mix went on Lisa Snowden’s radio show to promote their new single, Black Magic, and Lisa asked Perrie were her missing jewellery was.
“It’s being cleaned!” she replied. “I feel naked, it’s horrible.”
She then joked that it clearly meant she and Zayn Malik were splitting up
“In the paper tomorrow we'll probably not be together anymore. We’ll be separated, I’ll be heartbroken, it will all be over...”
See, she jokes, but yesterday at the BBC studios she was spotted again with a very bare ring finger.
PLEASE JUST TELL US WHAT’S HAPPENING, ZERRIE.