The Only Way Is Essex star and mega FITLORD, Pete Wicks, has been getting us all hot and bothered with his holiday snaps on Instagram.
Sharing pictures from behind the scenes at his 2018 calendar shoot (one for the Christmas list we reckon) Pete had a bit of a laugh with his fans as he posted a snap with a cleverly positioned shadow.
In a snap captioned: "Chilling in the sun last week…" a trick of light involving a stem from a cactus gave the illusion Pete's peen was of gigantic proportions.
LOLOL. Take a look for yourself:
We wonder if this is actually to scale?
Fans were quick to comment on the picture, joining in on the joke.
One wrote: "Why Pete are you pleased to see us or is it just your shadow that's pleased to see us all? Haha"
Another added: "Positioning is everything…" complete with a winky face. (Not sure what they're getting at here, are you?)
Others took the opportunity to tease the TOWIE star, commenting: "Wishful thinking Wicksy."
Another fan added: "Wishing for bigger things!"
Perhaps Pete was just trying to prove he's the, erm, bigger man after claims that Love Island's Mike Thalassitis has got his eyes on Megan McKenna.
Apparently, Mike's been liking a whole load of Megan's Instagram photos, which we all know is how we let people know we fancy them in 2017.
Some fans took to Twitter to flag this up with Megan's on/off boyfriend, Pete.
One wrote: "@P_Wicks01 muggy mike is liking lot of @Megan_Mckenna_ pictures, trying to make his muggy moves again just to gain a place on towie!"
Another said: "Cringing at Mike from love island liking every picture of @Megan_Mckenna_ thinking he has a chance."
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