That story about that couple from Scarborough who went into Domino's for a large pizza and ended up shagging while in the queue was, in our opinion, the story of 2017 and likely will never be beaten.
Clearly Peter Andre thinks so too, because he's addressed it in column – and even hinted at some public nawtiness of his own.
He began with saying what we were all thinking: "One thing I don’t understand is, why they didn’t just call for a delivery? Then they could have done what they needed to do in the comfort of their own home, and by the time they’d finished, the pizza would have arrived – perfect!”
Pete then made the suggestion that none of us were thinking – that they should have done it in an art gallery instead. "Or at least they could have chosen a more private location, like an art gallery. But a place that serves food?!" he continued in his new! column.
He then hinted toward what we all wanted to know – whether he's partial to a bit of public shagging.
"Out of respect for my lovely wife, I couldn’t possibly say whether I’ve done it al fresco, but let’s just say I’d never do it in a Domino’s."
We're guessing they did it in an art gallery.
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