Piers Morgan has been on a mission to cause as much Twitter dramz as possible lately.
Not only did he go in on Scarlett Moffatt and Joel Dommet after their I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Here! stint, but he also layed into Honey G during her time on The X Factor, got nasty about Kim Kardashian after her robbery in Paris, and then there was that whole thing with Ewan McGregor.
So it’s fair to say his trolling level has been off the charts.
Therefore it will probably come as no surprise that he thought he was big enough to take on the Twitter Queen – the one and only, J. K. Rowling.
However, what will NOT come as a surprise, is that he most definitely is not.
It all started with Rowling sharing a clip of Piers being told to fuck off on an American chat show.
“Yes, watching Piers Morgan being told to fuck off on live TV is exactly as satisfying as I imagined,” the Harry Potter author wrote.
Piers quickly responded claiming: “This is why I’ve never read a single word of Harry Potter.”
WAIT, WHAT? SAY IT AIN’T SO, PIERS! J. K. ROWLING MUST BE GUTTED!
Oh wait, she isn’t. She wrote back: “Because you had a premonition that one day the author would roar with laughter at seeing you called out for your bullshit on live TV?”
Piers came back with: “Everything I said was factual. If you think screaming “FUCK OFF” at me changes that, then you’re mistaken.”
And then Rowling went IN.
“Would you like a couple of hours to mock up some pictures of refugees carrying explosives to substantiate your position?” she asked.
Piers hit back with: “The superior, dismissive arrogance of the Remain/Clinton supports like @jk_rowling is, of course, precisely why both campagins lost,” with Rowling literally giving zero shits and repying with: “The fact-free, amoral, bigotry-apologism of celebrity today Piers Morgan is, of course, why it’s so delicious to see him told to fuck off.”
Still with us? OK good.
Rowling then went in with: “If only you’d read Harry Potter, you’d know the downside of sucking up to the biggest bully in school is getting burnt alive.”
Blimey.
SO MANY WIDE EYED EMOJIS RIGHT NOW.
Rowling then finished with this:
Lolol QUEEN.