As someone who’s made a whole entire career from being generally a bit awful, it was only natural Piers Morgan would have some awful comments about the whole nation’s favourite new couple.
He’s been bitching about Love Island 2017 winners Kem Cetinay and Amber Davies on Good Morning Britain, and they’re pretty terrible.
He said: “That having sex live on TV on blow up turtles is the way you get on in life, – no the way you get on in life is working hard on a talent which you get rewarded for.
(MORE ABOUT THE BLOW UP TURTLE HERE, BTW)
“Their [Kem and Amber’s] talent is ‘we were at it like rabbits’ and for that they’re going to get millions of pounds. There’s a word for that but I’m not going use it at this time of the morning.”
He then attacked Kem’s use of English, saying: “I’m going to mention the grammar of Essex hairdresser Kem Creitn-ay who said ‘we was at it like rabbits’.
“I can just about deal with the fact that you are very famous for having lots of sex under a blow-up turtle but I can’t handle you not speaking English properly.
"So if you're going to use the phrase 'at it like rabbits' you have to say 'we WERE at it like rabbits' not 'we was'."
After Susanna Reid defended them, saying they had the “ultimate summer romance” and are set to become millionaires, Piers said: "They're synonymous with everything that's wrong with society and life."
Oh, Piers, do shut up.
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