We like to imagine that Jedward live in some sort of mythical palace made of emeralds, spend their days watching Ghostbusters and listening to Queen, and have Louis Walsh round for frequent banquet dinners.
But we were WRONG.
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Jedward (real names John and Edward Grimes) off of The X Factor a few years ago are apparently in some kind of financial MELTDOWN, as their entertainment firm has reportedly built up combined losses of €234,000 (£206,510) in two years.
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New accounts are said to show that Planet Jedward recorded a loss of €130,182 (£114,888) last year and €104,447 (£92,177) in 2014.
OH, HUNS.
We will quite literally never get bored of Jedward, so we're hoping this will have a happy ending.
In other ridiculous-X Factor-acts-that-we're-obsessed-with news, someone has started an actual petition to try and ban Honey G (the one who's the next Jay Z with the same vibe as Nicki Minaj) from the show.
AND OVER 15,000 PEOPLE HAVE SIGNED IT.
What IS IT with busybodies taking reality TV too seriously this year – remember the ban CBB campaign?
The petition was started by contestant Samantha Atkinson's cousin after she failed to get through to live shows.
She wrote alongside it: "I and thousands of other X factor viewers feel she was robbed of her place on live shows tonight....when Sharon osbourne didn't place her in the top 12....then sign and show X factor bosses and Itv that they have made a huge mistake!!! Let's get Sami back as the wild card for X factor 2016."
But Samantha, very graciously, has distanced herself from the campaign, telling BBC Radio Humberside that Honey G "deserves her right to be in the competition as much as anyone else" and added that the two of them had become "friends" during their time on the show.