Coco Austin’s nipple-watch news now, and we’re happy to report that Coco Austin’s nipples are, indeed, still very much alive and well.
Coco generously allowed us to keep an eye on her massive boobs by encasing them in the clothing equivalent of clingfilm and uploading the resulting picture on her Instagram.
“Feeling my inner lady gaga in this dress..picking out fashion for tonight's party w/ @davidtutera,” she captioned the snap.
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Now, far be it for us to give fashion advice – if we weren’t forced by social convention to put on decent clothes, we’d probs just come to work in our pajamas, tbh – but we’re a bit worried that Coco will catch a chill in that thing.
Luckily, she had a few other options for her night out, including THIS super-booby pale pink dress that showcased her baby bump.
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Oh, and this black one, which was nicely accessorised by her bored-looking dog Max.
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Yes, Coco Austin’s nipples. Well done. Carry on the good work.
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"I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump 'n' grinnnnddd."
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Hey, we've all been there... Oh no, wait. We haven't
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This would make a good Christmas card. We'll get in touch with a Hallmark...
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Haloween 2007 - Not sure that actually needs dusting, Ice
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Just having a little alone time in the bathroom
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Has anyone seen the film Tremors? For some reason this reminds us of that...
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Oh...
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Nice angle...
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Ouchie
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Just checking it's still here. Trust us, it most definitely is
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Not the world's most flattering trousers
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Taking the puppies out... While walking the dogs
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Just kicking back with a pal
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Halloween 2010 - Is it bad that we still think Coco and Ice-T are one of the cutest couples ever?
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Anything Ice-T can do...
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For once we're not looking at Coco's boobies. Nice cornrows...
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Who actually let this happen?
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Cripes...
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Halloween 2011 - Nice hat/wig/helmet/nightmare
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Bosom buddies
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Gee whizz...
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Is it bad that this is making us feel hungry?
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Yowzer...