Right. You grab the tissues, we’ll stop in on our way home for the industrial-sized Ben & Jerry’s. Prepare to sob. Hard. Because it looks like Prince Harry might be off the market again. A-HUR-HUR-HUR-HUR-HURRRRR.
Yep, HRH was spotted with ex-girlfriend Cressida Bonas trying to go incognito at the cinema on Tuesday evening, where they watched new comedy Sex Tape. Just think what the Queen would have to say about that.
Harry and Cressida, who split five months ago after a two-year relationship, were seen sneaking into the Kensington branch of Odeon on Tuesday evening.
An eyewitness told the Sun: “They tried hard to blend in. None of the other cinemagoers seemed to realise.”
WHAT? How could you not spot two of the most beautiful young people in London ordering nachos and wondering whether to go for the couple’s sharer? How could you not see Harry insisting on salt popcorn (correct) while Cressida demands sweet (wrong, so wrong, AND THAT’S WHY YOU’LL NEVER BE QUEEN)?
But that’s not all – apparently the pair have been seeing each other on the downlow for a couple of weeks, with a source telling the newspaper: “It’s early days but Harry’s over the moon. He realises she’s the one for him.”
N’aww (sob). The whole reason for their breakup in the first place was Cressida’s discomfort with the public attention, so will she be willing to put up with it for his sake? OR DO WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE WITH HAZZA?