Professor Green (aka Stephen Manderson) and Millie Mackintosh were granted a quickie divorce at the Central London Family Court on Wednesday.
It took Judge Heather MacGregor all of 30 seconds to end their two-and-a-half year marriage - and neither of them bothered to turn up.
The Made In Chelsea star and Quality Street heiress filed for the divorce back in February 2016, citing "unreasonable behaviour".
Last September, Pro Green told the Mail Online they always kiss and make-up after rows, saying: "Millie and I argue over her not turning the lights off, me leaving my boxers on the floor – even though it might get heated, it's healthy."
No-one knows what happens behind closed doors but we're pretty sure smelly boxers aren't sufficiently 'unreasonable' (albeit a tad unhealthy).
The pair even released a joint statement about their surprise split.
"It is a mutual decision, we still care deeply about each other and would like it to be known that it is on amicable terms and we wish each other well," they said.
The couple met after Pro Green fell for Millie's saucy FHM cover back in 2011. They were married in a lavish ceremony at Somerset's Babington House in September 2013.
Not to be left out of pocket, Pro Green has reportedly moved onto another heiress – Kate Rothschild of the famous banking dynasty.
A source told The Sun: "Kate and Stephen have started quietly dating.
"They've been inseparable the last couple of weeks. All the toffs on the Chelsea scene are talking about it."
It seems the rapper really can't let go of trouble.