We’re sure Pro Green is fine and dandy after his split with ex-wife Millie Mackintosh – but the rapper has admitted that splitting with her was “like a death” and there’s still a Quality-Street shaped hole in his life.
The rapper, 32, said: “Of course, whether you’re happy something’s finished or not, it doesn’t change the fact that it does still feel like there’s been a death.
“An energy that’s always been in your presence is suddenly no longer there and you’re an idiot if you think that’s not going to affect you," he told i News.
While Millie, 27, has been busy saliva swapping with her ex Made In Chelsea’s Hugo Taylor and rubbing salt (read: blood) into the wound by soiling her old wedding dress for Halloween, Pro G has been making music.
The lyrics for his new track E_ye On The Door_ are PRETTY clear when it comes to who he’s talking about.
He raps: “Behind closed doors what’s my wife like/It gets crazy in bed – We watch a couple episodes/Of a box set and and then it’s night night/When she hears this s*** it’s lights out/I’ll probably get kicked out of my house/’Til I come back with a brand new Chanel bag.”
Could his partying have been the beef between MM and him? He raps: “One minute it was one, the next it was six/S**t I'm dead - I don't know where the time went.
“Where’s my phone? Sh*t sixty-one missed calls/A divorce is on the cards if I don’t split/And get my arse in gear – I’m asking for it.
‘A b*stard ain’t I – auf wiedersehen/Better get my arse in gear and get a car quick though, if I’m already gonna get my arse kicked? Then pass it/What’s one more half, what’s one more spliff/What’s one more glass/What’s one more line, what’s one more toke/I’m already a dead man when I get home.”
The video was set at a party so it was only right he got bang on it.
He says: “I thought the only way to depict a convincing party in the video, was to have a party, so I invited my mates along to the shoot. Luckily the camera men didn’t drink as much as we did...”
Tut, tut. Beroccas all round.
But it isn’t all cat fights and bitchiness between the formerly loved-up couple.
He told Holly Willoughby and P-Schofe on This Morning that Millie had originally been involved in the track and she text him when it was out.
Pro said: “Millie was on the intro of One Eye On The Door initially.
“When the song was coming out she text me to say, ‘You must be happy it's finally coming out?’ The song was written when we were still going out.”
The now-doomed pair were married for two-and-a-half years and their marriage went down the drain in just 30 seconds in May, with Millie citing unreasonable behaviour.
But there was no time for any Bridget-Jones-style sobbing as just one week later Millie went public with her ex Hugo.
Meanwhile, Pro Green has been "practically inseparable" from his new lady love, model Fae Williams.
Could his love of partying be the reason that it all went up in smoke?
Could it be that Millie loved Chanel bags more than her hubbie?
Have a guess. But in the oh-so wise words of Taylor Swift, it sounds like these two are never, EVER getting back together.