Never in a million years did we think we’d be writing a story about that nice cheese-making farmer from Blur offering up sexual favours to rapper Professor Green. But we are. So there you have it.
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According to Pro Green’s new biography, Lucky, the Blur bassist offered him a blow job once upon a time. Which was nice of him, wasn’t it?
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"It was hard to keep track of all the people I was meeting," Pro Green writes in Lucky.
"Sometimes I didn't realise until a moment had almost passed that it was something I should be filing away in my memory.
"But that's the way it was. I couldn't live it and watch it at the same time, not those brief occasions when, say, I might be getting stuck into the whiskey at a do hosted by Jamie Oliver when Blur's Alex James offered, in an otherwise normal conversation, a blowjob.
"I laughed and said, 'Well, depends who it's from'. He kind of walked away awkwardly. I'm pretty sure he was joking. I hope he was joking."
He wasn’t joking…
Pro Green and Millie Mackintoshs's wedding allbum
Millie Mackintosh and Professor Green's honeymoon and wedding album
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