‘Weakest banter this side of the equator’ person and professional sock-liker Rob Kardashian has taken to Twitter to hint, again, that he has a secret son. Again.
Rob Kardashian — who learned exactly one joke, in 2013, and hasn’t deviated from it since — hinted last night that he was hanging out with his supposed secret lovechild, tweeting: “Was with my baby mama tonight”. WHAT COULD IT MEAN? COULD IT MEAN HE HAS A BABY?
Well, probably not. But this isn’t the first time Rob has taken to Twitter to pretend he has a kid. Earlier this week, even, he tweeted (then quickly deleted): “I'm about to go pick up my Son from the port and can't wait to watch a great movie with him, Suggestions anyone ??? He’s 6”. And in July he tweeted (then deleted): “Happy I got my Son with me for the 4th tomorrow !! Can’t wait to watch fireworks with my little man ! Hope everyone is safe!” He later clarified that one was, ahem, ‘a joke’.
But good goddamn, Rob Kardashian. If you have a son, just say you have a son, and maybe post a picture of the aforementioned son. If you don’t have a son, *shut up about having a son. *
Rob has been pretty much in hiding (read: drawing a load of pictures of socks in a big, nursery school-sized sketchbook) since he skipped out on Kim Kardashian’s wedding in May.