Robbie Williams and his wife Ayda Field welcomed their second child into the world yesterday afternoon - but unlike most celebrity baby announcements, the former Take That singer decided that the world should hear all about his little boy's birth in graphic detail.
Take a look through the gallery below to see just how Robbie marked his son's passage into the world on Twitter - and join us in wondering how, just HOW, Ayda didn't end up punching him in the face.
Robbie Williams live-tweets wife Ayda Field's birth - recap with videos and pictures
1 of 11robbie-video1
2 of 11robbie-video2
3 of 11robbie-video6
4 of 11robbie-video5
5 of 11robbie-video4
6 of 11robbie-video3
7 of 11robbie-pic7
8 of 11robbie-pic10
Robbie made another joke about his wife's, er, lady-parts - when she gave birth to daughter Teddy two years ago, he said standing at the business end was "like watching your favourite pub burn down". We'll let you think about what the off licence bit means...
9 of 11robbie-pic9
10 of 11robbie-video8
11 of 11