First things first, can we just apologise to our mother for using the word ‘bell-end’ in the headline there.
DAMN IT – we just said it again. And that’s not the end of it either. If you know what we mean…Right. Back to the matter in hand. (NO. Just no.)
It’s so hard (JEEZ) to write this without saying double entendres.
READ THIS LOT
Here goes nothing…
Robbie Williams has stripped down to his birthday suit for his, erm, birthday.
To celebrate his 41st birthday, the singer shared a photo on Facebook of himself wearing nothing more than a gold chain around his neck, and captioned it: "Do you think my bell-end can #BreakTheInternet on my birthday?"
Ewwwwww.
And that’s the end (retch) of the story really.
(We bet you can’t stop thinking about ‘it’ now, can you?)