Remember Neighbours From Hell? Well they should bring it back, only it should be a celebrity version. And put Robbie Williams and Jimmy Page in it.
Robbie and the Led Zeppelin star are at war… over planning permission. Yes, we wish it was something rock and roll too, like Jimmy playing really loud music and throwing toasters out of the window, but alas not.
Instead Jimmy has objected to the Robster’s building plans – FOR THE THIRD TIME.
Right now, Neighbours From Hell would be getting exceptionally tense.
While we were hoping that Robbie was trying to build a 70-foot statue of Gary Barlow on his roof, instead he’s just proposing some snoozy modernisation and extension of his west London house.
Jimmy reckons that Robbie’s renovations will put his Grade I listed home at risk. Especially the pesky garage elevation that Robbie’s proposing: Jimmy has dubbed this "extremely unfortunate in architectural terms".
TV producers, please make a documentary out of this.
We want to see Robbie and Jimmy peering through their net curtains at each other, while writing strongly-worded emails of complaint.